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bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

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commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

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mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

(via neongenitalsevangelion)

kevinlejuan:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to parent. [via]

That last one though.

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sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

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(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica, via simply-becauseiloveyou)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

meterandrhyme:

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

Retail/food service right here, friends.

(via righteous-dude-righteous)

Anyone want to play Have You Ever?

hyperpiglet:

celebrate-the-magic:

I can only answer yes or no. 

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gus seriously im really bored

(via avengersssss)

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS🙋

(via screamoisntemo)

theofficialariel:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

Three of my favorite people are on this. 

(Source: myximenablogg, via time-traveling-blue-box)

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